The Adventures of the Little Gray Cat and the Flounder

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Back around 1970, I drew a little book about the Adventures of the Little Gray Cat, and how she had traveled to the Great University and then become a Botanical Librarian.  It was a one-time little booklet.

A month or so later we moved, and had to buy a refrigerator and stove.  A major investment for us in those days.  So I drew a picture of the Little Gray Cat sitting smugly on top of a refrigerator.

That one cartoon started a series that has run now since 1970, and has cartoons numbering in the thousands.  In recent years, I've started doing them in PowerPoint, using (usually heavily-edited) clip-art or images downloaded from the Web.  This is the root page of the online collection.

Dramatis Personae

The Little Gray Cat (Felix pulla minora)

One of the cleverest of the species of Gray Cats (one of the few that has a Ph.D.), the Little Gray Cat exhibits occasional moments of dimness, many of which exist only in the fevered imaginations of Flounders), which form the basis of a series of cartoons in which she is the lead character.

The Supuflourous Flounder (Paralyctus supuflourousus)

Her companion is these adventures is The Supuflourous Flounder, a creature prone to literal interpretations of statements (when they provide humor value).  Flounders think of themselves as exceedingly clever, whether this opinion is justified or not.

Collywobbles (Collywobblus supernumerarius)

The most popular supernumeraries of the cartoon series, these little creatures are characterized by the fact that they easy to draw.  They evolved when Gray Cat had mentioned that the anticipation of some public talk was giving her a case of the collywobbles, so a plate showing these little creatures emerging from a box (to the dismay of the Gray Cat) came about.  They solve our need for assistants.

Index to the images

Alphabetical by keyword; note that some cartoons are indexed under more than one keyword.

Date Added Keywords Caption
22-Jul-08 4x4 Flounder buys a luxury 4x4
20-Nov-08 Andes Little Gray Cat orders an Ondes Martenot, but due to some confusion in the order, gets an Andes Manatee instead
30-Jul-08 Batter Flounder reads the recipe too literally, and turns the batter into a flowered pan
22-Jul-08 Beans Little Gray Cat tailing beans
24-Jul-08 Book The new "Kitty Want A Book" toy for your cat
30-Jul-08 Calamari Little Gray Cat wants Calamata olives, but due to a Slight Typographical Error, gets Calamari olives instead
22-Jul-08 Cations Herr Doktor Professor Kollywobblestein demonstrates that the "vacuum" of space is full of cations, and cations are always positive
24-Jul-08 Crash The Gray Cat Crashes
22-Jul-08 Dali, Salvadore The Persistence of Cats and Flounders
30-Jul-08 Flowered pan Flounder reads the recipe too literally, and turns the batter into a flowered pan
24-Jul-08 Fuser The Adventures of Fred The Fuser
22-Jul-08 Green beans Little Gray Cat tailing beans
22-Jul-08 Greyhound Flounder adopts a greyhound
22-Jul-08 Harry Potter Little Gray Cat wants a Harry Potter book, but due to a slight order fulfillment error, gets a book about a hairy potter instead
4-Sep-08 Incoming! Incoming!, or how a new faculty member thinks about September
4-Sep-08 iPod Little Gray Cat eschews teamwork after discovering there is an 'i' in 'iPod
24-Jul-08 Moodle Gray Cat goes to the Moodle Hut by mistake
24-Jul-08 Kitty toy The new "Kitty Want A Book" toy for your cat
18-Nov-08 Lentil soup Little Gray Cat wants to make lentil soup, but due to a slight typographical error, makes lintel soup instead
19-Oct-08 Mahler Little Gray Cat and Flounder plan on a Mahlerian experience, but due to a Slight Typographical Error get a malarial experience instead
20-Oct-08 Manatee Little Gray Cat orders an Ondes Martenot, but due to some confusion in the order, gets an Andes Manatee instead
30-Jul-08 Olives Little Gray Cat wants Calamata olives, but due to a Slight Typographical Error, gets Calamari olives instead
20-Nov-08 Ondes Martenot Little Gray Cat orders an Ondes Martenot, but due to some confusion in the order, gets an Andes Manatee instead
24-Jul-08 Onioin The Saber-toothed Gray Cat stalking the feral onion
21-Jul-08 Opa! Opa!
24-Jul-08 Parking lot tickets Little Gray Cat confesses to a compulsion to bite parking lot tickets
21-Jul-08 Pasta The inevitable consequence of ordering both pasta and antipasta
13-Oct-08 Peachelopes Little Gray Cat expects to find a farm market, but finds a peachelope ranch instead
22-Jul-08 Persistence The Persistence of Cats and Flounders
20-Jul-08 Podcasting Little Gray Cat has not fully grasped the concept of "podcasting" her lectures.
24-Jul-08 Saber-toothed gray cats Little Gray Cat confesses to a compulsion to bite parking lot tickets
24-Jul-08 The Saber-toothed Gray Cat stalking the feral onion
21-Jul-08 Saganaki Opa!
22-Jul-08 Teaching Methodologies Little Gray Cat practices better teaching methodologies
24-Jul-08 Toy The new "Kitty Want A Book" toy for your cat

 

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