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The Adventures of the Little Gray Cat and the Flounder
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Back around 1970, I drew a little book about
the Adventures of the Little Gray Cat, and how she had traveled to the Great
University and then become a Botanical Librarian. It was a one-time little
booklet.
A month or so later we moved, and had to buy
a refrigerator and stove. A major investment for us in those days.
So I drew a picture of the Little Gray Cat sitting smugly on top of a
refrigerator.
That one cartoon started a series that has
run now since 1970, and has cartoons numbering in the thousands. In recent
years, I've started doing them in PowerPoint, using (usually heavily-edited)
clip-art or images downloaded from the Web. This is the root page of the
online collection.
Dramatis Personae
The Little Gray Cat (Felix pulla minora)

One of the cleverest of the species of Gray Cats (one of the few that has a
Ph.D.), the Little Gray Cat exhibits occasional moments of dimness, many of
which exist only in the fevered imaginations of Flounders), which form the basis
of a series of cartoons in which she is the lead character.
The Supuflourous Flounder (Paralyctus supuflourousus)

Her companion is these adventures is The Supuflourous Flounder, a creature
prone to literal interpretations of statements (when they provide humor value).
Flounders think of themselves as exceedingly clever, whether this opinion is
justified or not.
Collywobbles (Collywobblus supernumerarius)

The most popular supernumeraries of the cartoon series, these little
creatures are characterized by the fact that they easy to draw. They
evolved when Gray Cat had mentioned that the anticipation of some public talk
was giving her a case of the collywobbles, so a plate showing these little
creatures emerging from a box (to the dismay of the Gray Cat) came about.
They solve our need for assistants.
Index to the images
Alphabetical by keyword; note that some cartoons are indexed under more than
one keyword.
| Date Added |
Keywords |
Caption |
| 22-Jul-08 |
4x4 |
Flounder buys a luxury 4x4 |
| 20-Nov-08 |
Andes |
Little Gray Cat orders an Ondes Martenot, but due to some confusion in the
order, gets an Andes Manatee instead |
| 30-Jul-08 |
Batter |
Flounder reads the recipe too
literally, and turns the batter into a flowered pan |
| 22-Jul-08 |
Beans |
Little Gray Cat tailing beans |
| 24-Jul-08 |
Book |
The new "Kitty Want A Book" toy
for your cat |
| 30-Jul-08 |
Calamari |
Little Gray Cat wants Calamata
olives, but due to a Slight Typographical Error, gets Calamari olives
instead |
| 22-Jul-08 |
Cations |
Herr Doktor Professor
Kollywobblestein demonstrates that the "vacuum" of space is full of cations,
and cations are always positive |
| 24-Jul-08 |
Crash |
The Gray Cat Crashes |
| 22-Jul-08 |
Dali, Salvadore |
The Persistence of Cats and
Flounders |
| 30-Jul-08 |
Flowered pan |
Flounder reads the recipe too
literally, and turns the batter into a flowered pan |
| 24-Jul-08 |
Fuser |
The Adventures of Fred
The Fuser |
| 22-Jul-08 |
Green beans |
Little Gray Cat tailing beans |
| 22-Jul-08 |
Greyhound |
Flounder adopts a greyhound |
| 22-Jul-08 |
Harry Potter |
Little Gray Cat wants a
Harry Potter book, but due to a slight order fulfillment error, gets a book
about a hairy potter instead |
| 4-Sep-08 |
Incoming! |
Incoming!, or how a new faculty
member thinks about September |
| 4-Sep-08 |
iPod |
Little Gray Cat eschews
teamwork after discovering there is an 'i' in 'iPod |
| 24-Jul-08 |
Moodle |
Gray Cat goes to the Moodle Hut by
mistake |
| 24-Jul-08 |
Kitty toy |
The new "Kitty Want A Book" toy
for your cat |
| 18-Nov-08 |
Lentil soup |
Little
Gray Cat wants to make lentil soup, but due to a slight typographical error,
makes lintel soup instead |
| 19-Oct-08 |
Mahler |
Little
Gray Cat and Flounder plan on a Mahlerian experience, but due to a Slight
Typographical Error get a malarial experience instead |
| 20-Oct-08 |
Manatee |
Little Gray Cat orders an Ondes Martenot, but due to some confusion in the
order, gets an Andes Manatee instead |
| 30-Jul-08 |
Olives |
Little Gray Cat wants Calamata
olives, but due to a Slight Typographical Error, gets Calamari olives
instead |
| 20-Nov-08 |
Ondes Martenot |
Little Gray Cat orders an Ondes Martenot, but due to some confusion in the
order, gets an Andes Manatee instead |
| 24-Jul-08 |
Onioin |
The Saber-toothed Gray Cat
stalking the feral onion |
| 21-Jul-08 |
Opa! |
Opa! |
| 24-Jul-08 |
Parking lot tickets |
Little Gray Cat confesses to a
compulsion to bite parking lot tickets |
| 21-Jul-08 |
Pasta |
The inevitable consequence of
ordering both pasta and antipasta |
| 13-Oct-08 |
Peachelopes |
Little
Gray Cat expects to find a farm market, but finds a peachelope ranch instead |
| 22-Jul-08 |
Persistence |
The Persistence of Cats and
Flounders |
| 20-Jul-08 |
Podcasting |
Little Gray Cat has not fully
grasped the concept of "podcasting" her lectures. |
| 24-Jul-08 |
Saber-toothed gray cats |
Little Gray Cat confesses to a
compulsion to bite parking lot tickets |
| 24-Jul-08 |
The Saber-toothed Gray Cat
stalking the feral onion |
| 21-Jul-08 |
Saganaki |
Opa! |
| 22-Jul-08 |
Teaching Methodologies |
Little Gray Cat
practices better teaching methodologies |
| 24-Jul-08 |
Toy |
The new "Kitty Want A Book" toy
for your cat |